Feb 28
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
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Feb 28
- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
- me: not with that attitude
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Feb 23
- operator: 911, please hold.
- me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- murderer: ok
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